From the disappointing, bizarre, hilarious, inconsistent, and surprisingly okay, it's definitely going to be a ride. After losing his family, he moves to America and becomes a medical examiner. He told me I was exaggerating, that they treated me alright. He knows about Voldemort and he told me that you're just as bad. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. The summer before third year he blew his aunt Marge as large as a balloon, which caused the Ministry of Magic to send him a notice. It was a pleasure meeting you, Lord Voldemort, Harry smirked. Lucius cleared his throat and read, "Letter from Potter causes mayhem across Britain.". Harry and a Vampire - Crossover with Rosario+Vampire linkffn(13150962)Harry gets expelled and exiled in the fifth year trial. Exiled from Magical Britain he is offered a new start in another country. Parents perish. When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire due to nefarious intentions, Harrys surprise return to Magical Britain becomes the catalyst for a multi-pronged conflict, conscripting him into a complex tug of war spearheaded by a malevolent nemesis on one side and a misguided messianic twin on the other, each faction willing to either recruit him as an asset or remove him as a threat. What if Voldemort decided to try going to the legal route to remove Dumbledore? been experiencing for the last two years. Picking a Magical at random she gave them a fraction of her magic and attention. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Given most of them were muggle-borns or half-bloods, it went very very badly. Please consider turning it on! But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? However, I find myself unable to attend an institution led by Albus Dumbledore. he emerges in the magical world he'll be a fully trained wizard. Maybe that could change now. Harry barely lifts his head to wink at Grayback and then shuffle to his usual position of kneeling with both knees, his hands behind his back, tied and restrained, he didn't wear the standard wizard robe and it was full black leather suit that Hermione thought would restrain him, it was etched with every magic draining runes Dumbledore knew and One minute later, all letters were being sent. It was an unusual feeling, something about this girl made him want to trust her. The near death of a muggle born girl by a troll in Hogwarts was the final straw for the Board of Governors and, in a fit of common sense led by Augusta Longbottom, Dumbledore was removed from his Everyone is confident that hell go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harrys not so sure. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter + Rosario + Vampire Crossover | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 22 | Words: 162,913 | Reviews: 890 | Favs: 2,801 | Follows: 1,992 | Updated: 1/1/2019 | Published: 12/18/2018 | Status: Complete | id: 13150962 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Adventure | Characters: | Download: EPUB or MOBI, A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter. It doesn't end well. It was part of the job that she hated the most. anna_anna_anna, 2Littlepigs, 21MiraiMo1234, Mekallena, humm2024, HypoWolfie, Stxphxnny_olsxn, Pery, LilyroseFirePrincess, Wraith_and_Demjin, elsa_loves_reading, bqsilisk, SpringKat, M_C_Boo, Shmi_Kenobi, aliensink, Ardie101, alchemicalApocalypse, hockeyaddict, Miracureader, Iris_of_the_rainbow, Dragoness2000, AutisticAmerican, 71Beth, Natzen, Louca125521, Hopez_1303, Belkiman, StormySkies95, JJRenae, 0_StAr1_0, Universum_clara_tenebris, booknerd1234, YellowElderBahamas, aya_k, 6death_is_welcome6, anemrac947, Pichu7910, WriteratWork, Azanath, KittyBella1, MybestfriendisaCinnamonroll, Tryggvi, DAZ_X, PurpleSprinkles, Daughter_of_the_BigThree1301, Hellishcerberus, LiminalLife, potterhead_whovian77, InsignificantMortal, and 142 more users Back in Britain, several scandals caused the fall of the Ministry. A nation in flames. position as Headmaster and his position was given to Minerva. I have heard the name of Dumbledore all my life and had to deal with the fact that my relatives That's why he is so surprised to see a celebrity sitting in a muggle dinner, and even more surprised when said celebrity comes to talk to him. Around the same time the notorious international assassin group First Blood shows up in Britain. Professor Hillman intended to send them off to the Department of Magic's Mysteries and Puzzles This is the damage ", Lily tried, "Well Harry since you turn 13 tomorrow it's time for you to start attending balls. What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? she hissed. He tries not to let it bother him, but he's doing increasingly freakish things, and the world around him is getting stranger and stranger. In one hand she held what appeared to be an ostrich leg and in the other hand she held a power saw. He should have walked away, should have gone to the leaky cauldron, rented a room, slept, and owled his friends. Victim vanishes. I look forward to starting at Hogwarts on 1st September. 192 guests learn to interact with people without automatically mistrusting them. limp, Hermione Granger was one of the British Ministry's rising stars until her career had hit a roadblock over her blood status. Still, Hermione was right; Harry Potter has a saving people thing! I could have been his guardian. In the first year of Harry's schooling, his friendship with Ling helped him learn to trust others. And less than three minutes later, Harry was gone from Number 4, Privet Drive, never to return. Harry Potter and the Super Bowl Breach by acgoldis Harry Potter's escape from the dementors at the beginning of Book 5 is recorded on video without the wizards realizing it. Until the age of six, he had thought his name had been Freak or Boy. .s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);padding-top:5px}.s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f._19JhaP1slDQqu2XgT3vVS0{color:#ea0027} A Bad Week at the Wizengamot Parody/Crack linkffn(3639659)Harry gets expelled at the trial. Harry holds the handwritten one in his hands. Against her better judgment, she had allowed the Headmaster to send Rubeus Hagrid to visit Alyx screeched something incomprehensible in the background and Bob flinched. The objects arrived one at a time over the course of several hours and were carefully packaged away. And then, Teddy's parents announce they're coming down for the week and suddenly Harry has people coming up to him saying he's supposed to be dead and that a Dark Lord is after him. He glanced over willing to converse with her in the first place. 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When no Hogwarts letter ever finds him, he is presumed dead. Nothing in all his plans had ever prepared him for this. -Urban Dictionary. 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