R581, and yet, they only give you a t shirt. First of all those kids have no soul if thats how they treat the handicapped cause its not so much as letting him sit there, its giving up your seat for him like the signs on even the school buses Im sure say. No information which song is used in the Colgate TV commercial ad Be the Reason Nurse. A young girl named Ana Montoya feels jitters from backstage as her name is announced. It reminds me of that picture where that old lady tried to "fix" the painting of Jesus, where all you see are very detailed eyes but the rest of the face is smooth and featureless. I want to hit them with a snow shovel! The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. I love the commercial where the somewhat chubby sweetfaced black girl is huffing the Gain mid aisle and the schlubby chubby shop keep is lost in bonerville. ^"Skippy" is selling Kraft's Mac and Cheese in a cup. Afterwards they sit at the table and you just know wife and kid are found stuffed in a trunk a week later. They are running those Joy, Comfort and Peace JC penny commercials non stop now. That Peyronie's disease commercial is now shown throughout the day. Wow, the pain in the ass Sling medical expert who needs a Western omelet is now on an Amazon commercial telling people to sign up because you can always cancel, to a bride about to go down the aisle. The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. Incredibly toxic corporate culture. In particular, there are several websites and online resources that specialize in this kind of search. I hate the Progressive ad where Flo ruins the close encounter between nerdy girl and hot guy in the laundromat. Also the Little Cesars commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. How many commercials are there for whatever, playing various versions of "What A Wonderful World"? He confirms and they smile again at each other. The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). Dis bish doesn't have anything else to do but shill for this game? What an obnoxious brat. )\rCleaner breath. There are so many stupid commercials on television but the one you are running with the two children, one who appears to be visually impaired & wearing glasses sits down on the school buss & smiles. The "I'm coming" line with the wink is cringe-inducing! Than theres Comedy Central who more so than even before, since getting that Charmander Da Goof doofus as their latest late night host, so many of their commercials seem to be trying to appeal to his particular demographic. A woman uses the toothpaste designed to fight bacteria for a healthier mouth so she's totally ready to meet Mr. It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch. Do people still watch commercial tv? Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. R384 is that the one which sounds like they're singing "Bat lights in the air" at the beginning? The VoiceOver is by a woman with a Chav British accent. In the past, the woman screamed "I LOVE IT!" The one where the guys shopping for milk and this little boy in back keeps insisting his ripple milk is best alternative to actual milk. She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her. The one with an interracial couple (black guy, blonde white girl); she gets out of the car and he stays in, fantasizing about "bruncha manicurea nice pedicure" and then she gets back in with a check for the car she has just sold inside of two minutes! Ugh! Medicare annual open enrollment with MARTHA is the absolute worst TV commercial I have ever seen. You might as well leave the TV on mute. It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). She was probably using a wet towel to dry herself off with. Not the bastardized hipster East Side LA with Los Feliz and Silverlake. speech. I'm fed up with this gimpy-eyed freak of a doctor who refuses to say his own first name on the air in those spots. Her tone of voice is such an infuriating combination of smug and gotcha! The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. . What is the rating for the movie Old School? It's set in a tacky pink house with a little pink tunnel leading to her front door. His 'business bag' was on his back. And shrill! Many of the ads are local - enough of the damned ambulance chaser already! I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! I hate the women pooping commercials. All the Caesars commercials with Smoove and Patton Oswald SUCK ASS. Hello and thank you for registering. The ludicrous Shop-Rite can-can commercials look like some high school class project. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. Colgate is out to foster some badly needed post-pandemic optimism with its new "Be the Reason" brand equity campaign, a richly produced departure from what's long been a product- and. You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. Not all of us are TV zombies with cable. Popular topics. They're supposed to be monitoring your personal information to PREVENT things from happening. I cant hit the mute button fast enough. Bleh. Ive got bills Ive got to pay. And the guy was as white and well spoken with no accent at all . Talk about dated. It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires. The film industry was shut down for over a year. Enough! Id do anything, for you dear - anything! I don't know what commercial it is but it has some treacly, Sam Smith whiny voice, love song that begins with "I want you to see" that as far as I can go before I dive for my remote to mute. If either of them were attractive it would be homoerotic. Kind of negates all the miracle drug happy talk. Hello. Even Jon Stewart these days, all he does is scold people in Congress or Wall Street. and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. Visual dog whistle? WTF? Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. [quote]Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? The answer to my question about Amazon at R95 is at the link. They only flash her face for about 5 seconds of the whole ad. Is Alphonso a real person with HIV or simply an actor? I did not know that public surprise anal in Japan is a thing. The latest JB Smoove Caesar's commercial is insipid. Why does a kid blind enough to require a cane, wear glasses. Even a microwave is more convenient. Those ZuckerFuck Meta adds with their multicultural security specialists whispering that Jeff needs regulation, that regulation is good in social media, please regulate us. Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? What is going ON HERE??? May he just needs to open them. That Gold Bond commercial with the pervy old black dude and the young guys with moist balls. A lot of these commercials are shown late night and on OVATION, one of the few arts & entertainment channels left, they air endless Medicare ads, especially the one with Joe Namath. WTF? To me, it sounds nothing like Dolly. Eeeeeeew. Who the fuck is coming up with this shit? So shmaltzy. He reminds me of NYC weatherman Mike Woods (gay) who also wears too-tight suits on his overly muscled upper body. Can the cleft-palated children be far behind? Colgate Max Fresh Whitening Toothpaste with Breath Strips. Lol r55 actually its called a bubble massage or some shit like that. R59 Yes, I am. Hello. WTF! It appears to be a serious commercial. R89,you may be eligible to add $144 to your Social Security. I didn't find it offensive or even annoying. I esp. [quote] The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. God, shes fucking annoying. The 'singing' in that commercial is so fucking annoying, it actually startles me when it comes on. Are these all regional commercials? The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. [quote] while these people are surely millionaires. Awful. Instant mute. To that end, we have secured a third-party accessibility organization,My Blind Spot, to perform automated and manual tests at quarterly intervals to ensure our compliance to WCAG 2.0 AA. There's a new commercial with a mixed race lesbian couple, forgot what's it's for, food? The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling. All these betting app commercials are stupid, but Caesar's should have never made it past the Ides of March. Love the Uber eats ads. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. About the latest commercial with Jimmy JJ Walker. Tired of his creepy looks and body. I have a friend and shes a doctor and shes BLACK!. Continued from the previous, now closed, thread. For one brief summer they were pretty fun. Some features on this site require a subscription. So this poor kid had to memorize the lyrics to their ridiculous theme song to show what an incredible time hes having while eating sour cream with the family. Both people applying the teeth whitening product, seem to have very thin lips. From his point-of-view heading out of store across parking lot a gay-voice bearded employee (cart guy?) R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" The only more ridiculous food delivery company is that stupid Daily Harvest nonsense. Cringe-worthy stupidity. Headquarters are in New York City. It's creepy and obnoxious. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Just shut the fuck up and eat it. Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about. The one with Jill Scott singing, it's an insurance company. I've gotten very good at grabbing the remote and hitting the SKIP button as soon as I see Blondie bent over to show how you can't detect the diapers in her yoga pants. There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. The Colgate commercial where none of the kids would let the blind kid sit next to them. Cleaner taste. The begging for peoples hard earned money is usually always around the Winter holidays. My God I thought I was watching a infomercial. Some of the ad agencies did get something right, their ads featuring mixed race couples, both gay and straight people, sure must be infuriating the ReThugs. Wendys Square Hamburger Reggie Miller Celebrating Commercial, Klarna Paris Hilton & Bretman Rock Long Dog Commercial, Progressive HomeQuote Explorer Alan & Friend Commercial Song, Samsung Galaxy Watch5 Dad Winning Racing Competition Commercial, Patrn Tequila People Applauding Commercial. The Greenies dog food commercial with the Tom Hanks in Castaway type guy and his dog on the island who takes a stick from the guy spelling out HELP. What the hell does HELO mean? Some say the Mother says "Happy Birthday" and others say she says "Happy First Day" as in his new job. Is he her pimp forcing her to sell her car to finance his pedicures? Who the hell thought that was clever or cute? Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. He looks old and sad just like Joe Namath. Those PetsSmart ads or whatever they are with everyone singing "I'd Do Anything" remind me how much I hate the musical OLIVER! At first, I thought it was Steve Zahn but it's not. Or, just Kevin Hart. Was it her car? If he is in a FB Group, it is frightening to think of the people like him who populate it. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled "The Power of a Smile". R263, I like the other kid in that commercial who wants "wafer cookies!" OMG I just saw some fragrance ad with Robert Pattinson which may be one of the cringiest things on record. Can't stand it! What idiot came up with that POS?! Humbug! What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl? jokes. The second commercial with a different wife married to a gay man, who has also got his moves back due to Voltarin, must have a little gay nephew who is a junior cater waiter, who just goes limp when he sees gay uncle release his moves. [quote] I thought that guy was J. They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it. R314 its awful. Just stick to South Park Comedy Central. The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother. R427 that shit is soooo tiresome. I think those ads are produced in the UK. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. Idiots cant go to a local grocery or produce store and buy the same stuff for less than half the price?? R236-I can only imagine how cringe-worthy the auditions were for that spot. The Colgate company in South Africa assured its customers in June that its products were 100 percent safe and said the United States did not import toothpaste from the country. One guy says the psychic saw him owning a yoga studio because of interest in exercise. Stash: I dont gotta be scared no mo. Its like theyre egging people on at this point. I finally saw the Big Lots commercial which was referenced upthread, the TV ad with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! And those 5 minute commercials like that beauty product for baggy eyes. It really pisses me off. Body parts are floppy or too stiff. But even worse is one of the ladies doing a testimonial afterwards. Let's call 'em 'Funk No.' R24 go back to the toilet you crawled out of. The Trinet payroll commercial with the morbidly obese valley talking girl going on about her bling while the sad black girl who didn't get a bonus just sits there and listens to her. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet. There was Alec, with a man-voice, telling us all that he has a drivers license, and even showed him actually driving. The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? The puppet is singing "Time is On My Side". I just found out that Nina Simone is singing on this song but I still hate it. The commercial . which she proceeds to do. Those commercials for the online betting where the bitch is always saying MAKE.IT.RAIN. The drug has a dumb name. I have to mute the tv. The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. 'Kelly' looks like a South Asian lesbian. Colgate TV Commercials - iSpot.tv Colgate TV Commercials We don't make the ads - We measure them Sign up to track 105 nationally aired TV ad campaigns for Colgate, a Super Bowl advertiser. When Dr. Easterling is onscreen, all I can concentrate on is how tight that suit is. Colgate Smile. PICK UP THE FUCKING LOTTO TICKET. I hate that ugly little queen and his dirty bathroom. There are times that I call their numbers and complain why their fuckin commercials are so long and also mention why they keep using that 40 midget blanket pusher. She then envisions dramatic scenes of Renaissance couples at masked balls, kissing, etc. On her cap is something like "Thanks Starbucks.". I'd love to see "bad actor" in the buff. 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