I went back to sit with my friends from band. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! It could be him!" "Well," I started, "The same reason as you. All rights reserved. The yelling got louder. IM READY FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER
AMONG US!
In emergency meetings people call you sus.
"Booba."
I think my child might be british. "Oh my god, have you?
I betrayed her. "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! The topic Among Us is fine, but just keep the Among Us talk in a single thread. Chad stated. Among Us / Amogus (121) Weebs 113 copypastas. The emergency button's function is for calling emergency meetings. He got on the call but I got on the phone and said "HAHAHA YOU'RE A BIT SUSSY! ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock?
He quickly hopped to his defense. Privacy Policy. Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor?
But you can't have fun when you're dead.
ASCII art and copypasta related to the popular game Among Us and the bastardized version of the name, Amogus. Everybody was looking at me from throughout the office. That's a bit sussy," I said. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience.
"Hey kid," I said, "Stop being an asparagus or whatever your dumb star signs are and be not sussy with us!" And even if you manage to get a crewmate to electrical with you, he'll turn tail and use the emergency button the second he gets the suspicion that you sabotaged. People have to enjoy what they buy. I heard one of them yell. And where is your parent? On February 21st, 2021, following the viral popularity of ironic Among Us memes such as When the Imposter Is Sus, Amogus and Things That Look Like Among Us, TikTok[1] user biggayrapper recorded a rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes (shown below). I can't fucking take it.
All the validation you get is two-faced and halfhearted. SOS? MORE LIKE EMERGENCY MEETING!" Oh really, what were you doing?" I was uh.. scanning for viruses on my computer!" She screamed "SECURITY!" "I haven't been a part of this discussion at all!" 1. kyubi_on_the_run 2 mo. It started to slow down, oh shit, they noticed me! Where!Where! The only problem I have with the Among Us people is that they keep making a new thread about getting Among Us on to Hypixel. They heard my cock fart.
"Yeah, that's sus, Liam."
Did someone say sus HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!" MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG.
Click here to contribute. Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I'M TIWED OF SEEING IT.
I am the IMPOSTER. And that's impossible if you're dead. I was in studio origami right? "How do we know it happened on the top floor?" By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. That was so disrespectful and SUS of her! WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" I have plenty of evidence.
They will eject you with a headstone marked with your birth tag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an impostor is drifting there. Click here to contribute.
I hate Among Us. I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast. She had a face more horrified than anyone in the room, like before when everyone looked at me last week like I murdered Bosnian children. I barely slid out of the door before the steel door closed under me.
You're Tik-Tokers trying to invade Reddit!" By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Everyone was staring at me, so I said "You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you". Me too!" "I agree." Also, the game relies heavily on luck, and luck isn't very fun. One of them asked me Hey buddy, are you lost? I noticed that his nametag read Hugh Johnson, CFO.
BM BM! I didn't do anything sus, at least if murder, sexual harassment, and assault don't count as being sus. I trolled EVERYONE. Everyone looked at me in horror, even the ones who were Among Beatboxing with me! With Among Us. "Hmm.." My coworker, John, said. I ran over to the douchebag Jerry and smacked him, but he pushed me away and started calling the office.
And did the hilarious grin from the meme. ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock? And all of the channels were just BALLER. Any sus!Where!Any sus Where! Where! SPIT ON HIM BROTHERS.
Chad sus!1!1! Another coworker, Adam, pointed out the window towards the paramedics wrapping up my boss' mangled corpse in a body bag." I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled "Dalton, do you get the joke????" It's so boring and complicated and I just can't stand it. I pulled my pants up. Adam sus. Far out of town. Where! Where! ,
I saw him running towards the elevator when the killing happened. It was really epic and poggers because I got to skip school for it. I am doing that to my office.My coworkers were working at their desks and I went up behind one of them. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord send me memes, I was in a server, right, and all channels are just among us stuff. SUS. In the following month, more remixes and edits of the video were posted online, primarily on YouTube. #26. So I did. Her name was Sarah and she was a nice girl. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. A few minutes in, I heard my dickhole queef. MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! "What do you mean what does that mean? "Hmm..
I was in a server, right? I hate Among Us. I looked around but couldnt find him. Press J to jump to the feed. "Woah woah woah, pretty lady! He screamed and punched me.
Get the fuck out! She then used the intercom to call security.
MORE LIKE PEENSUS! So I got in the elevator when it came back up and went to the first floor. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m6fx9u/trolling_my_church_with_among_us/. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA . Sorry! I saw people whispering to each other, but no one laughed. Part 1. I was dashing around the office. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. Finally, the game doesn't really teach you any lessons. Cookie Notice John said. Because Id love to explore your lower engine.
I wish I could quit this stupid game. It turns out that the game is quite complex and involves a lot of strategy. I said. "Get it?
The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" I yelled back."
They all looked up at me in confusion. I already got rid of Chad, Adam and Liam so everyone else could easily be disposed of. Among us has ruined a generation. John said. Single. Fun fact among us got banned at the daycare where I work at
For more information, please see our So yesterday at lunch, I was about to eat with my friends from band when I realized that there was an empty seat at a table with some of the popular kids. And all of the channels are just Among Us stuff. Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear. I see Mcdonalds every time I drive my car on the road. Refresh and try again. I hate Among Us. 115. I had to break up with her.
And I slapped his face and yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING!" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS SUS, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to download Reddit for funny Among Us memes. Among Us / Amogus copypastas. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter. Its 5 dollars on steam and other consoles but it is free on App Store and Google Play. IM SERIOUSLY NOT LYING!!! SUS!
"I think that we should get rid of Liam." As we entered the building, my dad said Son, I have a lot of work to do today. I just killed my boss. I should eject you, Hugh Johnson. Stop Posting About Among Us refers to a viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper. 223.
She explained to me that this "Jerma" character is a "twitch streamer" that she follows and likes a lot, and it was a total mistake on her part when she yelled his name. It didn't make that much of a sound but I just barely saw out of the bush, the SWAT team start looking around.
I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? I hate Among Us The only way to survive in Among Us is to know everything My friends tell me that Among Us is great but i think they're wrong.
Angelica said." Overwatch (97) . My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I responded by yelling "THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT" and then naruto running around the room. I only wanted peace, but innersloth has become a bit sussy. I jumped into a nearby bush and hid, hoping he wouldn't see me.
I don't understand why. : ( Missing a copypasta? I was in my cubicle doing my office work!" AMOGUS! !. Like a horse waving its mane in the air on a bright and pretty day. That stupid little bastard. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets.
Its a really cool game where 1-3 imposters try to kill off the crewmates, while the crew has to finish their tasks or vote off the imposters to win. L-L-Look how wet it is, too! "I think it must have been Angelica, she's pretending she doesn't know anything?" Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. This is why I hate Among Us. I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? I noticed it back in July when he seemed grumpy for our fourth of july picnic.
Were they talking about me? Your jumping in vents is a dead giveaway. [Verse 1] Stop posting about baller. Angelica replies. STOP. Simply explained for a busy day.
Thankful to have you as a crewmate but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead? I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks. I immediately was transported back to earth, and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter
Works like the subreddit, but it's on imgflip and it can just be a song you like or a surreal meme. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? I go shopping and I find among us mini figures. Something wrong happened behind the scenes.
"Wait, think about this!"
But I wanted to leave this behind for you. I look online for a better bin, and then I find a trash can with a red colour, and I can't stop myself saying "HAHA THATS A BIT SUSSY!" Copypasta. SUBMIT. Hes screaming. Everyone nodded and we ejected Adam. We talked about our lives and laughed together. I SHOVED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO I FLIPPED IT AND I SAID "HEY BABE, WHEN THE UNDERWEAR SUS HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DIGN DING, DIDIDING". I told her it was fine and that I didn't mind as long as it wasn't . STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
I was in a server, right? I yelled "When the imposter is sus!" and did the grin (from the meme) and hoped he would get it. I said "Red was the imposter! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! The other day I heard him . Simply explained.
"Wait, wait, wait!" I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff.
HAhahahah" and I did the pepe smile and ran out of the office. I made a last ditch effort to make everyone laugh. The buff guy, Chad, was chasing me but I just got behind him and humped him. ryland screams and calls him sus!
Everyone was looking at me like I had just sexually abused a Syrian 4 year old refugee (which I had done before.) Love,modsfamily . If they don't get the reference they are imposters! I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway. "We can't let him get away!" Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Every. I got out and kicked their nuts. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. It's all down to who knows more than everyone else". Not only that, the Discord server me and Sarah met at started talking about Among Us.
Have you ever heard of Among Us, Gregory? The video received 32,000 views and 7,300 likes in five days[2] and over 384,300 views and 109,300 likes in five weeks.
"Hmm, you might be right." I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said \"hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING\" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said \"THAT'S A BIT SUSSY\" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go \"PENIS?
It was the CEO of Pepsi-co!
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It is everywhere I hate it I hate Among Us I want to stop playing Among Us. AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME RED IS SO SUSSSSS COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 OH YOUR CREWMATE?
Lyrics. Cookie Notice "Ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding!" For example, there is too much information given out during gameplay. All ASCII Art. But if that were true wouldn't the winners always be the ones who knew less?
That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about."
I showed my super scuffle art to my girlfriend (nigga you ain't got no damn girlfriend stop the CAP) I said his name when . Although they were big, (not as big as my magnum mega-cock, you know like the size of Danny Devito's?)
I was in a server, right? The worst part of it all though is that the developers thought that making the game available for free would make it popular. hahahah!" "Yeah, that's sus, Liam." So a queen is of course a girl right? Adam said." A player disconnects from lobbies deliberately/too often. Any sus! Any sus! Where! 1,081 views, 1 upvote, 1 comment.
Sorry! Stop Posting About Among Us refers to a viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper. MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! You led me to do all of this. I want to stop hearing about it all the time. Got TwitchQuotes.com feedback? I- i showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend .
After playing Among Us you won't learn anything about yourself except that you suck at games. *nuzzles your necky wecky * ~murr~ hehe . "Hmm..
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